'I go to hooters for the food, and I read playboy for the articles. Seriously.' Thanks to #hilssays

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:48:28 via EngineGrads

Information of vital importance: http://www.whenisthenextbankholiday.com/ #hilssays

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:12:37 via EngineGrads

Information of vital importance: http://www.whenisthenextbankholiday.com/ #hilssays

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:12:36 via simonsmuttering

#hilssays "but you don't do it with the affection Pete has "

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 20:01:40 via lpbarrows

#hilssays I wont do it because you'll pull my hood

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:24:46 via lpbarrows

"someone was sucking her off" #hilssays

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:10:51 via jonathanacton

#hilssays "...if you fucked your niece"

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 21:07:49 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "there was no drugs, it was just a happy happy night!"

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:54:44 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "all my shoes were piled up"

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:46:18 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "I don't remember, I fell asleep and was woken up by the guy asking for money"

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:43:33 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "where's your helmet?"

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 18:34:04 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "get some more nuts down your throat!"

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:57:41 via lpbarrows

There's too much girth in that [iPhone] #hilssays

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:13:07 via martinuttley

#hilssays "wogan works"

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:55:57 via lpbarrows

#hilssays its amazing how difficult it is to do things with one hand!

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 08:41:09 via lpbarrows

RT @how_odd #hilssays RT @lergik: Realised I don't have the legs for roll ups... unlike @how_odd

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:41:28 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "you'll have to kill him, then you can dance again"

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:50:11 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "my lumps, my lovely lady lumps. Check 'em out"

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:37:03 via jonathanacton

#hilssays "If I were to wear a skirt..."

Fri, 02 Jul 2010 15:30:45 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "I can always just take my top off for you dave"

Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:37:14 via lpbarrows

RT @lergik Femidoms with teeth to rip-up the penises of a rapist http://bit.ly/9XeHAk #hilssays

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:18:04 via lpbarrows

#hilssays let's go down one by one

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:25:41 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "that's a big knob!"

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 11:44:20 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "its not aquatic marine, its teal!"

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:21:47 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "it happens in spermworld..."

Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:01:08 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "There's a whole website about me shooting of random things, don't you know!""

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:59:55 via lpbarrows

#hilssays go on, give it to her! Give it to her!

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 19:19:46 via lpbarrows

I keep hearing paedos and they scare me. #hilssays

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:02:38 via flash_g

#hilssays whose blonde hair do i have?

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:55:15 via lpbarrows

omg @lpbarrows carries paedo-currency with him! #hilssays

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:48:33 via lergik

RT @lergik: Said magnum gold dog turd stain still hasn't shifted http://yfrog.com/3vigmj #hilssays

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:17:08 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "it's not a good stain. it's got to be the worst stain i've ever had"

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 13:57:58 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "I got him three times in the arse'

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:34:09 via lpbarrows

"The people who read #hilssays are very discerning about their shit" #lpbsays

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:19:05 via ithinkihaveacat

"That's already a #hilssays!" #hilssays

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:17:17 via ithinkihaveacat

#hilssays "you don't need a pass for the backside"

Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:47:21 via lpbarrows

"Paedo-bear, I love paedo-bear" #hilssays

Fri, 28 May 2010 08:40:28 via flash_g

"You guys were tucked around the corner in some sort of paedo room" #hilssays

Fri, 28 May 2010 08:34:56 via flash_g

#hilssays I'm touching my cock.

Fri, 21 May 2010 21:33:46 via Monkeychimp

#hilssays You want my underwear? I'll give it to you.

Fri, 21 May 2010 21:32:07 via Monkeychimp

#hilssays "you put your Dick in and it explodes"

Fri, 21 May 2010 19:57:08 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "its amazing how easily you can ruin someone's life"

Wed, 19 May 2010 20:30:41 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "oh spit it out woman!"

Wed, 19 May 2010 19:47:26 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "its just too much meat!"

Wed, 19 May 2010 13:15:28 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "every woman has a holster"

Wed, 19 May 2010 12:25:10 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "it doesn't work if you put it in your pants, it moves around!"

Wed, 19 May 2010 12:24:23 via lpbarrows

"I just put my finger in there and get it started" #hilssays

Tue, 18 May 2010 15:53:58 via flash_g

"Erasure soundtrack, awesome!" #hilssays

Tue, 18 May 2010 14:33:03 via jonathanacton

#hilssays "you talkin' about bra sizes"

Fri, 14 May 2010 19:08:17 via jonathanacton

#hilssays "bend over, he came and he went"

Wed, 12 May 2010 17:40:23 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "you scrub up well!"

Sat, 08 May 2010 22:10:54 via lpbarrows

This place actually smells of human turd #hilssays

Sat, 08 May 2010 00:57:18 via lergik

Sausage roll? Packet of polos? What is that you want? Talk to me... #hilssays

Fri, 07 May 2010 20:22:27 via JCWrenage

RT @lpbarrows: #hilssays "oh shit, boobs!"

Fri, 07 May 2010 19:28:55 via martinuttley

#hilssays "oh shit, boobs!"

Fri, 07 May 2010 19:28:04 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "I need more cardis in my life"

Fri, 07 May 2010 18:51:40 via lpbarrows

Is that why your face is like that? #hilssays

Fri, 07 May 2010 18:44:06 via flash_g

#hilssays "its a bit gloopy, but it goes down well!"

Fri, 07 May 2010 18:17:37 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "I did touch that, but it's not working!"

Thu, 06 May 2010 16:39:09 via lpbarrows

@lergik "i haven't got a webcam, but that doesn't mean I can't spy on other people" #hilssays

Wed, 05 May 2010 16:48:43 via lpbarrows

RT @lpbarrows: @lergik #hilssays "Whose balls are these?"

Wed, 05 May 2010 09:49:49 via martinuttley

@lergik #hilssays "Whose balls are these?"

Wed, 05 May 2010 09:48:04 via lpbarrows

Who'd have thought that #hilssays (http://bit.ly/awGkUy) would actually help with real work problems? lol

Thu, 29 Apr 2010 13:33:24 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "my helmet! my helmet! someone's stolen my helmet! "

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:28:24 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "she told her about my chillies and she came for a look around"

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:09:33 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "you can't beat a 1950s woman"

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:07:45 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "I keep falling down that crack!"

Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:13:51 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "oh no, I've got beer on my cardi"

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 19:17:00 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "hey Jonathan, that arse thing, I like it!"

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:56:13 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "erection, its not a one man job..."

Wed, 21 Apr 2010 11:42:04 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "@martinuttley loves a bit of dp"

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:07:15 via lpbarrows

@lergik "the rape thing was taken out of context" #hilssays

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:50:42 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "that's what I said"

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:50:06 via adam_jamjar

@lergik #hilssays "ah, it all started with the jerk off..."

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:42:30 via lpbarrows

#hilssays don't touch my face with a popadom! (via @galbus)

Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:53:37 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "It was all kind of limp this morning" ...nice

Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:23:38 via lpbarrows

"Now is the time for abuse." #hilssays

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:32:21 via ithinkihaveacat

i'm not fond of pink, i'm fond of hot pink! #hilssays

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 17:22:20 via oysterpearls

@lergik #hilssays "I'm eating a feotus"

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:55:48 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "its amazing what you can get for a rape these days"

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:41:22 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "the guys in Egypt came onto me"

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:52:10 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "when you're stalking someone you don't say 'no strings attached'. It's a rookie mistake!"

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:45:18 via lpbarrows

#hilssays "I like shiny leggings!!"

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 18:42:23 via lpbarrows

@lpbarrows I can't believe he's still at it #hilssays

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:00:11 via galvogalvo

(via @gonf) #hilssays "Do you think i'm delicious?"

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 14:35:19 via lpbarrows

@lergik #hilssays "Do you think Daisy Duck is hot?"

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 08:31:37 via lpbarrows

@lergik "I'll delete it if you let me take a picture of your lips!" #hilssays

Thu, 01 Apr 2010 12:37:29 via lpbarrows

@lergik "what's your problem woman, just take it!" #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 20:27:45 via lpbarrows

@lergik "it makes me look bad on the rape thing, I'm glad the jerk off thing's not up there!" #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:47:21 via lpbarrows

@lergik "who wants my cherry?" #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:17:31 via lpbarrows

@bry0nic - he's gone all shy on us! #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:20:55 via lpbarrows

say something, say something! http://bit.ly/cLldRO #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 15:17:36 via byr0nic

Special day in the office http://tinyurl.com/yfetqzw now everyone can find out what #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:49:46 via martinuttley

@lpbarrows genius! Here's one for today: "Boss Tossing: it's a game" #hilssays

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:18:11 via flash_g

@lergik "I like my pink one!" #hilssays

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 09:05:01 via lpbarrows

"I'm fed up of the office/cyber bullying" #hilssays

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:23:23 via lergik

more @lergik gold "i dunno, it was more of a rape than a rant!" #hilssays

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:13:46 via lpbarrows

RT @lpbarrows: @lergik "kiss Chase? is that like rape Chase?" #hilssays

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:13:46 via martinuttley

@lergik "kiss Chase? is that like rape Chase?" #hilssays

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:12:54 via lpbarrows

@lergik "I've seen a fat woman shitting against a tree!" #hilssays

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:42:15 via lpbarrows

RT @lpbarrows: "I'm trying to get rid of a penis" #hilssays

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:41:01 via martinuttley

"I'm trying to get rid of a penis" #hilssays

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:39:29 via lpbarrows

don't forget everyone, there's a new twitter tag in use #hilssays for those classic words of wisdom...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 14:39:26 via lpbarrows

"I bruise like a peach" #hilssays

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:46:00 via lpbarrows

"you can lick cream and shit off other blokes bellys" #hilssays @lergik gold!

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:38:00 via lpbarrows

Someone likes a nice Lambrini beverage. That someone is @lergik #hilssays

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:16:00 via